I was in inter first year when i saw dhoom with my pals on a saturday eve after college. The reason why I still remember that is because I had fun watching the movie.2 years passed and luckily I was with the same friends when I saw one of the most awaited sequels of the year,but this time i was dissapointed.very dissapointed.let me start off my criticism with the soundtrack of the movie.
The music SUCKS...Real bad!!!
Touch me..dont touch me....you call that a song?
My name is ali......SO FUCKING WHAT???
crazy kiya re.....yeah you look like a dehydrated carrot!!!
dil laga na......I dont even remember how the song goes
Dhoom again.....Haa...this one is my favourite...theen maar with english lyrics...BRAVO!!!!
How do saleem sulaiman expect us to pay 200 bucks on a soundtrack like that.I would rather eat 10 burgers at Mcds and borrow the music from some loser who even bothered to download the songs and upload it onto his mobile.
coming back to the movie...i gess when they say "dhoom again" in the title song....They really mean it!!!!!
Abhishek bachan is intollerable.we had enough of his look which he has been carrying for two whole years.the most irritating thing about him in the movie was that he Did not act ...at all..he just kept a blank and stern face all through the movie..i guess he was wondering how ash looked as if she dehydrated and constipated at the same time..the most stupid thing in the movie was a theif named Mr.A was leaving a mark behind him when he was stealing all those precious things around the world and the only one in the world who could crack the code was Mr. jay dixit.......our very own Indian Robert langdon
Aishwarya.I dont even want to start on her acting skills.
Then we have our Bengali BOMB bipasha..i felt really sad for her..she is all toned up for dhoom machaing and is given the most dumb role in the movie...in the first half she thinks she is a supercop who is a lara croft look alike and in the second part she is a brazilian bimbo.
Uday chopra is the main reason why i started to lose interest while watching the movie.If it wasnt for him I woudnt have written this blog at all.he needs a job a real one....becuase he definately cant act..he still thinks that the mumbaiyya tapori jokes would crack people up..it dint..there is a guy who is good at that..his name is circuit why doent he leave it to him.
Uday chopra single handedly ruined the movie.
..and finally our muscle dude..hrithik roshan is the star of the movie..although all he does most of the time is walk in tune with the theenmaar music in the background with different costumes.He plays Mr.A who is a real confused theif.He broke all the laws of physics and the laws of each and every science.He plays spiderman,supeman,batman Mr.gadget all at a time..I guess he was in full josh after jumping around the buildings as krish.
I just cant belive that Aditya chopra saw this movie more than 10 times and that he liked it so much that he decided to make D3...I just cant wait for that mishap!
If you are wondering why I wasted so much time to bitch about a good entertaining hindi movie where everything is possible..Well even I dont know why...But hey enjoy the movie..HeHeHe
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WOW...some review man..I am impressed...!!
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