Uncle Sam and his legacy has grown way too old.He has absolutely no clue what his brats are upto,as long as they arent caught.His entire belief system is under question.What he taught his lil brats,has gone to an extent that they got intoxicated out of their wits and where arrested for irresponsible and reckless driving.
Now what can possibly be common between the bull,bear and tinkerbell(Read fugly dog of an anorexic heiress)??? and why does the above references to Uncle Sam's brats sound like a spoilt,dumb,hollywood teen celebrity's wild night out???
Wall Street and Hollywood maybe on the opposite sides of the country but my bored and demented mind finds out their startling similarities:
(For convenience and just plain perverted humour let us consider one wall street guy who made it real big and the filthy rich heiress )
1.Both,to a great extent define the colour green:One for the buck and the other for the night-vision fuck!
2.Pets:When his bull or bear start going bonkers everone start to keep a close watch and when her lil doggie goes missing everone start to watch that as well.
3.Inheritence:Both inherited shit loads of moolah
4.Freedom:They have pretty much no one to listen so they do all things they possibly can.
5.The art of making money out of almost nothing:The guy calls it 'leverage' and the dumb blonde calls it 'Paaaarteeeey!'
6.Getting caught and bailing out: The wall street dude has got uncle sammy to bail him out even if hes got soooo fucked that he needs a TRILLION dollars to fix the damages and the Hilton chica has her poor daddy for her rescue.
THATS HOT!
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Yes professor. A delight to read indeed. You have perhaps, captured the essence of why we find ourselves in the midst of such crisis today.
I think the next generation of stock brokers need new animals to liven up the process. Its something to think about.
Unfortunately, if such a thing does happen, this "fictional" heiress you mention will have achievements that go beyond night vision camcroder recordings.
a stupid and "simple" reality show perhaps???
Your suggestion, professor leads me to think that you may be a "serial" watcher of such "shows".
And didn't you hear ? Reality died the day reality TV was invented.
my my whatt keennn thinkingg that dementedd minddd doess .. *smiledd nods head in agreement to bull bear and tinkerbell*..... p,s u forgot ... the walll street guy will say its hot .. when the sensexx is crashin :P.... and so will the heirss for everthing elsee :P:P.......brilliantt says i
thank you aishu :) :P
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